Himym Songs

Stand By Me  was a duet by  James Stinson  and his father  Sam Gibbs  interrupted by  Barney . It featured in the episode  Cleaning House . LYRICS When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No I won't be afraid, Oh I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand, stand by me (Chorus) So darling, darling Stand by me, oh, stand by me Oh stand, stand by me, Stand by me. if the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the mountains should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry No I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand, stand by me (Chorus) x2 Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand by me

Ode to Virginia  is a song that  Clint  sings to Ted's mother  Virginia  at their wedding in  Home Wreckers . The sexual intimacy of the song makes Ted very uncomfortable but Barney and Robin sing along to it. It is also featured on the  How I Met Your Mother Soundtrack . LYRICS Soundtrack Version When I squeeze her trembling bosom The blood pumps to my loins When I penetrate her fortress Our souls like twins conjoined Virginia And I love his fire, And I love his secrets and truth, And Mahatma Gandhi, And the pancakes (everyone), And the dragon And you... Virginia Barney's Blog Version When I squeeze your trembling bosom The blood pumps to my loins When I penetrate the conservative facade Our kindred spirits adjoin You are my Mahatma Gandhi My life changed by your peaceful grace I could banish war with Mahatma Gandhi I could nourish world hunger with pancakes I could slay injustice with the dragon I could be more than me with you The riverbed had gone arid My

Mosbius Designs Has Failed  is a song played in the video that  Punchy  made of all  Ted 's best man speech breakdowns. LYRICS Mosbius Designs Has Failed But Alex and Jessica's love remind us that, that Oh God Mosbius Designs Has Failed But Alex and Jessica's love remind us that, that Oh God Oh God Oh God Mosbius Designs Has Failed Dont judge me Mosbius Designs Has Failed Dont judge me Mosbius Designs Has Failed What's the point? Classic Schmosby We all wind up in a box I'm so alone Mosbius Designs Has Failed I'm so alone Mosbius Designs Has Failed I just wanna be He just wanna be I just wanna be Ted Mosby just wanna be Loved Oh god Congrats Alex and Jessica May you... what ever What's the point? Classic Schmosby Failed Mosbius Designs Has Failed Dont judge me Mosbius Designs Has Failed Dont judge me Mosbius Designs Has Failed What's the point? Mosbius Failed

Super Date  is a song that  Ted  sings to  Barney  about to plan the ultimate super date for  Anita , a woman would refuses to a sleep with him until at least the seventeenth date in the episode " Of Course" LYRICS You don't have to take her To Paris or Peru You just have to make her understand What she means to you On your super date Troubles of the world  Will simply have to wait For wonders and amazements Served up on a silver plate Hurry up, now Don't be late Cause hand-in-hand You'll find the land Where paradise awaits And then, boom! Fireworks over the Manhatten skyline. Ya kiss her! And that's your super date

original video :  http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/food-delivery-cat-sitting-cat-funeral/17uyo5e98 Marshall Medley  is medley of three songs (Food Delivery, Cat Sitting and Cat Funeral) all featured in  The Sexless Innkeeper . It is also featured on the  How I Met Your Mother Soundtrack . LYRICS Ordered Chinese food today Some mushy pork sauce got away Flipped the cushion now everything OK Cat sitting for Lily's mom Cat sitting for Lily's mom Its gonna be fun its gonna bring us all Closer together One more time Cat sitting for Lily's mom Yah!  Cat sitting for Lily's mom Its gonna be fun its gonna bring us all Closer together Cat funeral Cat funeral It was an accident And not entirely my fault Cat funeral Cat funeral (We'll miss you Whiskers)

Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit  was a musical number featured in  Girls Versus Suits . It was performed by  Barney  with various sections sung by other characters.  LYRICS I know what you're thinking: What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes, I coulda nailed her  But no it's not a failure  Cause there's one thing she is not To score a 10 would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well-dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lolly pop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit Suits! Wingman I can wear! Suits! They're oh, so debonair! Suits! The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues! Suits! In navy, blue or black! Check out this perfect rack! I want to give them a squeeze Oh R

Alternative video for who can not watch from youtube :  http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/puzzles-theme-song/17uk6s8yq The Puzzles Song  is a song that  Ted ,  Barney  and  Kevin  sing in the episode  Tailgate . It is the theme song for Ted and Barney's apartment-bar,  Puzzles . PuzzlesTheBar.com LYRICS Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls No we are not (Bro), That would be wrong A place where wit and wisdom bloom A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room Not happening We´ll talk about it At Puzzles we all fit together And I´m the bartender! At Puzzles we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather So pull up a chair and sit for a spell There's laughter to share and stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.

Best Night Ever  is a song played in the video montage that  Marshall  made after his and  Lily 's couple's night with  Barney  and  Robin . The extended version of this song was later released by  CBS . http://itwasthebestnightever.com/ LYRICS It was the best night ever Laughter raining down like April shower Oh we talked for hours Best night ever Remember when Lily told that story ‘bout the DMV They’re not very efficient there, which is why it was funny Then we played charades Lily made some crème brulee-lee-lee-lee-lee And now that we’re best couple friends There’s only one thing left to say Are you free, Are you free,, Are you free, Are you free Are you free next Saturday (That’s the 17th) Are you free, Are you free Are you free, Are you free Are you free next Saturday (Lily found a new risotto recipe) Are you free, Are you free Please be free, say you’re free Are you free next Saturday Are you free (Friday or Sunday would also work, or basically any other day)

You Just Got Slapped   was a song composed and performed by  Marshall , with backup sung by  Barney . It was featured in  Slapsgiving  and then reprised again in  Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap  as the song featured in the commercial for  Mickey Aldrin 's game "Slap Bet". LYRICS What is this feeling? That's put you in your place A hot red burning on the side of your face You feel the blood rush to your cheek Tears start to fill your eyes And your lips are trembling But you can't speak You're trying, oh, you're trying Not to cry! Ya just got slapped Oh, oh! Across the face, my friend Oh, oh, oh! Ya just got slapped Whoa, oh oh oh oh! Yes it really just happened Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Everybody saw it And everybody laughed and clapped It was awesome The way you just got slapped

Two Beavers are Better Than One - Robin Sparkles & Jessica Glitter Two Beavers are Better Than One  was a song about friendship sung by  Robin Sparkles  and  Jessica Glitter  on the Canadian kid's show  Space Teens . It was first sung in the episode  Glitter . LYRICS Hey, Beaver, come on When you feel alone Just pick up that phone And I'll be there to share my Ice cream cone We'll lick it side-by-side And deep inside you'll know before the day is done Hey beaver, it's true (it's true) I do believe anew (do believe anew) I got that fever too (I got the fever too) So let's go do what hungry beavers do It will taste so good We gobble wood and have ourselves some damn good fun Two beavers are better than one Da ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra Two beavers are better than one They're twice the fun Ask anyone A second beaver can be Second-to-none Two beavers are better than one Da da da da da You're my favourite beaver Da da da da da Space Te